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Below is a few of my favorite ghost jokes. I’ll warn you: they’re groaners. (Pun intended!)
There’s also a joke about Michael Myers from Halloween and Jason from Friday the 13th. It’s at the end, after the ghost jokes.
QUESTION: How do ghosts surf the Internet?
ANSWER: They use Ghouggle!
QUESTION: What did the ghost need the hankie for when he was sick?
ANSWER: All of his BOOgers!
QUESTION: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
ANSWER: Spookghetti!
QUESTION: Most kids compare candy count at Halloween. What do Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers compare?
ANSWER: Body count!
Courtney Mroch is a globe-trotting restless spirit who’s both possessed by wanderlust and the spirit of adventure, and obsessed with true crime, horror, the paranormal, and weird days. Perhaps it has something to do with her genes? She is related to occult royalty, after all. Marie Laveau, the famous Voodoo practitioner of New Orleans, is one of her ancestors. (Yes, really! As explained here.) That could also explain her infatuation with skeletons.
Speaking of mystical, to learn how Courtney channeled her battle with cancer to conjure up this site, check out HJ’s Origin Story.
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Why was the ghost sad?
Because he had a Hallow – weenie!
I do not know how I missed this joke, Lisa, but HAHAHAHA! Love it!!!