Welcome to our first monthly Caption This Contest!
Every month we’ll post a new photo. (Going forward we’ll post it on the 1st of the month. We’re halfway into this month because we just figured out how to get everything going and were so excited we didn’t want to wait.)
How to Play
- Look at the photo below. (In honor of April Fool’s Day, we decided to pick a cheeky picture this month.)
- Use the comment section to caption it.
- Be sure to let us know what prize you’d like if you win. (Yes! There are not only prizes, but you get to pick which one appeals to you most!)
- Newsletter subscribers: be sure to identify yourself. (If you’re not one, read on to find out why you might like to become one.)
Prizes
- $10 Amazon card
- $10 Starbucks card
- $15 iTunes card
- $15 Target card
How to Double Your Prize
Newsletter subscribers will be allowed to choose two prizes. If their caption is chosen, they’ll get both!
That means they have a chance to put between $20-$30 extra spending money in their pockets.
Not a subscriber? Become one here. (Super fast and easy. You just need to submit your email address.)
Rules
- Open to U.S. residents only. (Sorry out-of-country readers!)
- If two or more caption submissions are very similar, we’ll draw names from the Boo Bucket to determine a winner.
- Multiple entries accepted. (If you’re gifted enough to come up with more than one caption, feel free to submit both. Just be sure we know it’s two distinct entries and not one giant run-on one.)
- Newsletter Subscribers: You can pick two of the same card, or two different ones. Entirely up to you.
Ready?
Go!
Courtney Mroch is a globe-trotting restless spirit who’s both possessed by wanderlust and the spirit of adventure, and obsessed with true crime, horror, the paranormal, and weird days. Perhaps it has something to do with her genes? She is related to occult royalty, after all. Marie Laveau, the famous Voodoo practitioner of New Orleans, is one of her ancestors. (Yes, really! As explained here.) That could also explain her infatuation with skeletons.
Speaking of mystical, to learn how Courtney channeled her battle with cancer to conjure up this site, check out HJ’s Origin Story.
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Hang on i think I got the shot finally!!
Would love Starbucks card please!!!
It’s a cautionary tale. What else would it be?
Let that guy call me squirrel one more time ! /and target would be nice .
and you think your job is rough? Say “cheese”!
A little to the left and no one will ever make fun of my “Ghost stole my acorns” story ever again.
I’m a Newsletter subscriber and would like two Amazon gift cards please. Good luck to everyone!
I just gotta get a “shot” at those acorns because my friends don’t believe they are real
Newsletter subscriber
2 amazon cards
Mama always told me I could be anything. So, I became a director. Now I’m thinking I should have picked something closer to the ground.
I’m a newsletter subscriber and I’d like an Amazon gift card.
I’ll get you for bringing me back as a sexy rodent instead of a sexy man!
They told me Cecil B. Deville started this way, but I doubt he was paid in peanuts!
“Now, quite on the set… Bambi… Action. “
These Humans are nuts! This isn’t a tree!
I told those damn kids to stay off my lawn!! Where’s the trigger on this thing?!
Going to flash my body in front of this camera and make those humans think they got a photo of Bigfoot.
The Target card.
Nutz the Squirrel was thinking that this could the shot to finally land him a serious X-rated film career.
Say hello to my little friend!
Target
Thank you so much to everyone who entered our very first monthly Caption This contest. I didn’t consider how hard it would be to pick a winner. In the end I decided to go with Patty’s. Congrats to her. I’ll be in touch to get her her prizes. Be sure to check out May’s contest if you liked this one! https://www.hauntjaunts.net/may-2016-caption-contest/