Friday Fun: 3 Ghost Jokes and 1 Friday the 13th/Halloween Joke

Below is a few of my favorite ghost jokes. I’ll warn you: they’re groaners. (Pun intended!) 

There’s also a joke about Michael Myers from Halloween and Jason from Friday the 13th. It’s at the end, after the ghost jokes.

QUESTION: How do ghosts surf the Internet?

Ghost on Surfboard

ANSWER: They use Ghouggle!

QUESTION: What did the ghost need the hankie for when he was sick?

Sick ghost with tissues

ANSWER: All of his BOOgers!

QUESTION: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

Ghost Spaghetti

ANSWER: Spookghetti!

QUESTION: Most kids compare candy count at Halloween. What do Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers compare?

Jason and Michael Myers trick or treating as kids

ANSWER: Body count!

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2 Comments

  1. Why was the ghost sad?
    Because he had a Hallow – weenie!

  2. Author

    I do not know how I missed this joke, Lisa, but HAHAHAHA! Love it!!!

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