Halloween Ghost Joke

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Your next Friday Fun installment is a joke courtesy of my friend and volleyball teammate Stephanie…

Question: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

Answer: Because he’s always a goblin!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Happy Day Before Halloween everybody!

Courtney Mroch

Courtney Mroch is a globe-trotting restless spirit who’s both possessed by wanderlust and the spirit of adventure, and obsessed with true crime, horror, the paranormal, and weird days. Perhaps it has something to do with her genes? She is related to occult royalty, after all. Marie Laveau, the famous Voodoo practitioner of New Orleans, is one of her ancestors. (Yes, really! As explained here.) That could also explain her infatuation with skeletons.

Speaking of mystical, to learn how Courtney channeled her battle with cancer to conjure up this site, check out HJ’s Origin Story.