Horocopes June 2022: What’s the best paranormal show for your sign?

Show me the evidence…that Willow Croft is once again a magician at crafting entertaining horoscopes. Well, here it is. This time her horoscopes reveal the best paranormal show(s) for our signs. Ready for some spirited fun? Let’s check it out!

Best Paranormal Show For Your Sign Horoscopes

It’s gonna be a long, hot, climate-change-fueled summer, even in the astrological dimensions! If you want to escape the heat and feel the cold spectral touch of a paranormal entity on the back of your neck, check out which paranormal investigative shows each zodiac sign will love!

(Note: These horoscopes are for entertainment only, and are not meant to reflect any specific person or personalities!)

Gemini (May 21—June 20)

To the quixotic dreamer, Gemini, the world will always be full of impossible possibilities. Anything that proves that magic, in fact, does really exist, falls in line with Gemini’s world view. These signs are definitely not the debunkers of the paranormal world. If the Gemini feels it’s real, then it is, and they don’t need proof in order to believe. Yet, for this dual-natured sign, they embrace the similar duality of magic where it’s simultaneously fake and yet seems completely real. To the Gemini, it’s merely a question of what dimension the magic bearer happens to inhabit at the present time. So, when Geminis aren’t busy dimension-hopping themselves, they’ll spend this summer escaping into paranormal-themed television shows like Travel Channel’s Magic Caught on Camera and Talos Films’/Travel Channel’s 2019 mini-series Witches of Salem. Show Me the Evidence: The testimony from a psychic medium, of course!

Cancer (June 21—July 22)

For a Cancer, it’s not a paranormal investigation without the up-close-and-personal journey through hauntingly, and deeply personal, stories of real-life people as they try to live with paranormal presences. Cancer will relish a summer curled up on the sofa, watching season after season of the TV show A Haunting. It’s hard to say what will be more soul-wrenching…the vicariously lived-through traumas, the proof of the hauntings, or the impact of these events upon emotions, hearts, and minds of the individuals involved. And with eleven episodes (and counting?) as aired on different networks, there’s plenty of dramatic content to keep Cancer spellbound for hours. Still, it’s shaping up to be a long, hot summer, so Cancer risks reaching the end of A Haunting, before summer draws to a close. Luckily, this sensitive Crab can continue to indulge in more dramatic paranormal fare with the documentary reality series, Kindred Spirits. Show Me the Evidence: Cancer will want reassurance they’re not alone, no matter the nature of said unseen entities, so they’ll place their digital voice recorder on the nightstand just before they fall asleep.

Leo (July 23—August 22)

Just because paranormal investigators quite frequently pull all-nighters is no reason to sacrifice style, presence, and poise. After all, the paranormal entity(ies) make not always make themselves known, but one can assume that in haunted locations, there’s always someone watching. So, a Leo’s ghost-hunting darlings will be none other than the trio of best friends that are the savvy stars of Ghost Brothers. I mean, seriously, if a Leo isn’t wowed by “triple threat” combination of a fashion designer, a barber, and a scholar—with all three being experienced and knowledgeable paranormal investigators; well, then, that might be the one unexplained mystery that will never be solved. Show Me the Evidence: The best full spectrum still cameras and camcorders that money can buy. And plenty of back-up batteries. After all, even paranormal beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Virgo (August 23—September 22)

Virgos have a tendency to want to know everything. And, when they don’t know everything, they can’t resist the allure that they will be the ones to figure everything out. They are exceptional puzzle- and problem solvers, and, as a result, they’ll settle in with a cool pitcher of lemonade to watch Unsolved Mysteries in its entirety. Because they also don’t like to feel idle, these industrious Virgos will justify such an enormous amount of downtime by also learning the Thai language/dialects to enable them to watch Thailand’s Khon Uad Phee, a “variety talk show television programme about ghosts and life after death” (source of quote: Wikipedia). Virgos, after all, are infamous for being plagued by FOMO (fear of missing out) even in the ancient historical times pre-Internet. Show Me the Evidence: Rows upon rows of research tomes. The Virgo’s TBR (to be read) stacks are an equal match for this sign’s FOMO curse.

Libra (September 23—October 22)

It’ll be rare to find the Libra indoors in front of the television. They’re more often to be found splashing around in a pool as a means to cool down. However, on this summer’s most intense scorchers, even the water baby Libra will retreat indoors to an air-conditioned abode, where they’ll indulge in both their love of paranormal mystery and the water element. They’ll sail across the seven seas in order to hunt treasure with the cast and crew of the reality television series, The Curse of Oak Island. This horoscope won’t reveal any more, because of that old adage: “Dead men tell no tales.” Show Me the Evidence: Dive equipment, metal detector, drilling and excavation equipment…and an “X marks the spot” map, of course!

Scorpio (October 23—November 21)

Scorpios are eminently skeptical of all things paranormal. They’re probably more interested in the mysterious nature of corporeal humanity…and how they can take advantage of it. However, if that dark side extends to ghosts and spirits, then, suddenly, Scorpios are keen to plunge into the spooky depths of unexplained phenomena. There’s little that terrifies this sign, and they’ll feast upon paranormal shows that push the boundaries of what society may consider acceptable. They’ll love watching the ghost-hunting duo Katrina Weidman and Jack Osbourne from Portals to Hell as they investigate sites that have an even more “evil” reputation among all the presumably paranormally active locations. After they wrap up the first few seasons of Portals to Hell, they’ll take a vicarious jaunt deep into the wilding forest with another Travel Channel show called The Woods are Haunted. Show Me the Evidence: The curious Scorpio will definitely invest in a Geobox or a Geoport, because they’ll want to have as direct contact and communication with the alleged paranormal entity as is possible. Information and knowledge from a dark underworld is prized by the Scorpio!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The Archer is full of energy and loves adventure, so it’s a guarantee that their favorite paranormal-themed TV shows will be the same. They’ll be drawn to the unconventional Josh Gates, and they’ll happily spend hours exploring the far reaches of the world through both his past and present shows, Destination Truth and Expedition Unknown, respectively. The wide variety of historical events and legends that Josh Gates investigates is fodder to the Sagittarian mind, which is as active as their physical self. Show Me the Evidence: Aside from a neck scarf and well-worn fedora, take along a backpack-mounted camera, a DNA sampling kit, evidence collection bags, and perhaps even a plaster kit for mysterious footprints.

Capricorn (December 22—January 19)

The Capricorn will never admit that they are interested in anything as “out there” and illogical as things like the paranormal and cryptozoology and other such fringe theories. They are the Scullys to the Mulders of the world, for sure. So, shows like Secrets of the Underworld and Bone Detectives wrap these juicy tidbits in science, technological advancements and equipment, and careful, thorough research. Only when packaged in this serious, scholarly way, can the Capricorn let their mental hair down, and thereby secretly indulge in shows about the paranormal and the unexplained. If they do find themselves on a paranormal investigation, perhaps on the rare whim, or even a dare, they will strive to investigate in the most meticulous, precise way possible, and will never, ever jump to conclusions. Or run screaming from the room in a panic. Because ghosts don’t exist, right? Right!?!? Show Me the Evidence: A three-ring binder report at the conclusion of the investigation, carefully documented, color-coded, and precisely outlined/thoroughly analyzed—and matched, in fifteen-minute time increments, with every piece of supporting or debunking evidence as relevant.

Aquarius (January 20—February 18)

The Aquarian tends to be the polar opposite of the logical, organized Capricorn. Everything has the potential to be real. Hieroglyphs that depict eerily similar modern-day technology? Sure, why not! Anything that excites the imagination of this Water Bearer and stimulates not only their mind but their heart and soul falls into the realm of possibility. Paradoxically, the Aquarian takes all knowledge with a grain of sand, and that sand is always shifting and reshaping itself under the power of the wind that blows through their consciousness. Nothing is ever fully discarded. Aquarians might be considered the people version of a computer. It’s all saved up and stored and processed and examined and stored again. Because of this extremely open approach to the accumulation of knowledge, Aquarians are passionate about TV shows like Ancient Aliens and Forbidden History. Again, learning isn’t just about retaining facts, it’s nourishment to help bring their being into a higher state of consciousness. Show Me the Evidence: A K2 EMF Meter. Because they can not only catch evidence of spirits manifesting, they can also monitor harmful EMFs (and avoid them!) they may be exposed to during their wanderings throughout worlds and other dimensions.

Pisces (February 19—March 20)

For the Pisces, it’s all in the name in regards to their paranormal TV show of choice. So, this watery sign will float towards a show like The Dead Files. They love keeping mementos, and hold onto every treasured memory that they can. The show, too, seems to suggest that the memory of the departed will preserved and maintained even after the said spirit’s demise. While the show may not be quite what the Pisces was expecting, they’ll fall in love with Amy Allen’s sensitivity and intuition that connects her to the ghostly inhabitants of the haunted locations. And, with the complementary presence her partner, Steve DiSchiavi brings, the similarly sensitive and intuitive Pisces quickly becomes enamored of the show. Even better, the show has passed its 200th episode milestone, so the Pisces is in for a sweet summer of spirit-watching…and strawberry shortcake! Show Me the Evidence: Tarot cards, runes, tea leaves, magic pendulum, sage sticks.

Aries (March 20—April 19)

Ghosts are simply too ephemeral for this brazen sign to waste their paranormal investigation time on. This Aries Ram wants to go on the hunt for monsters. They’re more than satisfied to hunt down every clue that pertains to creatures of the cryptozoological variety—the bigger, the better! Secretly, the Aries probably hopes to get into a brawl with one of these mythological monsters, though they might be just as prone to scrapping with their fellow investigators. What may come across as single-minded obsession may just come from the fact they don’t often get along with other like-minded cryptozoological seekers. While there are plenty of unusual, and obscure, monsters for the Aries to pursue, they’ll probably have a special preference for the classic creature Bigfoot. They’ve been a fan of the Animal Planet show Finding Bigfoot from the first aired episode, and love nothing more than to binge-watch episodes over and over again. And Expedition Bigfoot has grown on them as well. Show Me the Evidence: Learning how to track animals and identify scat. Thermal Imaging IR cameras (FLIR), night vision goggles, night vision cameras. Wildlife cameras that can be set up and retrieved the next day.

Taurus (April 20—May 20)

The Taurus loves any paranormal-type show with Don Wildman. The Taurus is pretty down-to-earth, so it makes sense they would be a fan of this investigator, as he also seems to have a similar down-to-earth vibe. So, yes, they’ll spend their summer indulging in a Don Wildman marathon in between puttering around their garden, or decorating their house to welcome summer. They’ll make all kinds of traditional summer fare, and have living-room picnics while (re)watching the around-the-world adventures of such shows like Mysteries at the Museum, Mysteries at the Monument, Weird Travels, Off Limits, Buried Worlds, Dark Tales, and Beyond the Unknown. Show Me the Evidence: Historical record, artifacts, landmarks, museums, and historic sites.

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So? Did Willow pick the best paranormal shows for your sign in her horoscopes? Are they ones you watch?

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Guest Contributor Info

Willow Croft is a freelance writer who currently lives out on the prairie but dreams of a home by a tumultuous ocean. She’s had short stories published in Mad Scientist Journal, Speculative 66, Sirens Call eZine, Rock N’ Roll Horror Zine, and in a number of anthologies. When not writing, she cares for a trio of rescued street cats. Visit her at her blog: https://willowcroft.blog.