New Reality TV Show Looking for Stalkers

Have you ever stalked anyone? (And are willing to admit it.)

If you have, how good of a stalker do you think you are?

The answer might lie in whether or not you’re reading this. If you’re not in jail or under house arrest and have Internet capabilities, you haven’t been caught. Yet.

If you have ever stalked anyone, the producers for a new reality TV show are looking for you.

Put your stalking prowess to the test. If you’re the Last Stalker Standing, you could win $1 million dollars!

Here’s from the press release:

Contestants wanted for a new reality TV show where stalking is the name of the game.

That’s right, if you’ve ever stalked a past love, a co-worker, or a  crush –and aren’t in jail for it– we want to hear from you!

The Last Stalker Standing will pit stalkers against each other in a stalker showdown.

All you have to do is outwit your fellow stalkers.  The one who is the most vigilant, the most creative and the most unpredictable –and the Last Stalker Standing –will win the grand prize!

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Seriously? If you’re reading this part I’m worried about you.

Unless you’re reading to confirm your suspicions and your suspicions are this is another April Fool’s Day joke.

Then let me ease your mind. Yep. It’s another example of my twisted and politically incorrect humor.

Did you fall for it?

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