I love funny Halloween costumes. The funnier the better. As I was shopping around this Halloween, I came across some really s#!tty costumes. Literally. Which made them all the funnier.
I decided they merited a second Wordless Wednesday post for today. Might as well share my amusement, right?
Bull S#!t Adult Costume – For the B.S.ers in the bunch.
Tough S#!t Adult Costume – For the meanest of the mean turds.
Holy S#!t Adult Costume – For the virtuous.
No S#it: Adult Costume – For those who don’t take s#!t from anyone!
That’s a lot of s#!t, isn’t it? The perfect costume to compliment it all?
Outhouse Costume
I wish they had a Little S#!t costume. For adults, not kids. Although how cute would a baby or toddler dressed as a turd be? Actually, that might be kind of funny.
No, I mean one for petite people. Growing up I basically answered to the nickname, “You Little S#!t!” I’d be right at home dressing up in such a costume.
I found all the above at HalloweenExpress.com – The absolute largest selection of Halloween costumes and costume accessories available anywhere. If you’re in the market for a Halloween costume, funny or otherwise, they’ve got a couple of good deals to keep in mind:
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Courtney Mroch is a globe-trotting restless spirit who’s both possessed by wanderlust and the spirit of adventure, and obsessed with true crime, horror, the paranormal, and weird days. Perhaps it has something to do with her genes? She is related to occult royalty, after all. Marie Laveau, the famous Voodoo practitioner of New Orleans, is one of her ancestors. (Yes, really! As explained here.) That could also explain her infatuation with skeletons.
Speaking of mystical, to learn how Courtney channeled her battle with cancer to conjure up this site, check out HJ’s Origin Story.
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