You Might Not Use a Ouija Board, But Would You Decorate with One?

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The other day when I added a Creepy Kitchen Finds list to the Skareporium, I discovered some stuff to add to the Get Your Ouija On list.

That’s when the question in the title formed. I know a lot of people are afraid to use Ouija boards, but what about decorating and accessorizing with effigies of the spirit board? (Am I using “effigies” correctly? If not, hopefully you still get the gist.)

Judging from the all the Ouija board-themed items I come across on a regular basis, clearly people dig Ouija stuff. (Otherwise I’d have no list to create –or items to dream about owning myself.

Which is really the whole reason for my Amazon Influencer Skareporium anyway. It’s like my version of an Amazon Shopping Pinterest board. The bonus is if others dig the finds I scare up too and purchase them, I earn a commission. Well, most times. Amazon’s got a lot of rules so not everything in the Skareporium qualifies for commissions. But that’s okay. The main point is it allows me to scratch that “shopping” itch in a way.

Anyway, let me stop rambling and get back to the point: how do you feel about Ouija board decorations and accessories?

Let’s check out a few examples…

Would you wear Ouija Board Compression Socks?

I might wear Ouija board socks, but I’m not sure about knee high kinds. I’m more of a no-show or ankle sock girl myself.

Compression socks, though? Not unless they were absolutely necessary. I had a very bad experience with them once that has tainted me ever after.

I had to try and squeeze into a pair by myself, one handed, the night following my bone marrow biopsy. That was the same day they’d finally confirmed I had cancer. Fun times.

So, no. No to these compression socks for me.

Would you use a Ouija Backpack or Purse?

This one’s easy: Hell. YES! To both.

But if I want that purse, which I really do, I better scare up some cash quick because as I’m writing this there are only 2 left in stock apparently. And you know Amazon, never know what might be replenished and what might not.

Would you drink from a Ouija Flask?

There are so many styles to choose from! This is another YES from me. The hardest part would be which one to choose.

I’d have to pick wisely. I play tennis. I can just see me pulling out my Ouija flask and taking a sip pre-match and between games. OMG that would trip my opponents out! No way would I have alcohol in it (because I’m lucky to hit the ball sober), but just the F’ing With People factor would more than justify this purchase!

Would you suck on some Mystifying Mints from a Ouija tin?

Wanna mint? Not sure how they taste, but what a conversation starter! Again, another YES on my end. What about yours?

Dog owner? Would you use a Ouija leash to walk yours or tie a bandanna around their neck?

We don’t have a dog anymore, but Murph would’ve rocked a Ouija bandanna and leash! And if we ever finally get another dog, I’m going a route like this!

(Murph was amazing. I’ve never had a better dog. He sort of set a super high benchmark, and I’m still mourning him so… It’s gonna be a little while yet before we adopt  a new pooch. Plus, our cat Tigger ain’t having nothing to do with no canines. Tabby doesn’t mind dogs, but Tigger is terrified of them…even ones he’s bigger than! So we”ll be dogless for the foreseeable future.)

Would you ever read a book that safely teaches you how to use a Ouija board?

I’m super curious about this book. I’d love to know what the author has to say about this.

I wonder if it’s like pregnancy and STDs? (The safest sex is abstinence.) Is abstaining from using one also the safest way to use a Ouija board?

Anyway, another YES!

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Have you ever used a Ouija board, or do you steer as far clear of them as you possibly can?